About

I’m an unintentionally blunt bundle of contradictions; I sway between being a neurotic perfectionist and not really caring enough to try at all. I have a toddler (aka ‘the miniature dictator’) and a 7-week old (aka ‘the kid that’s so relaxed we’re not sure he’s ours’).
My life currently revolves around keeping both kids fed and moderately clean, with pauses every now and again for writing, and my own personal hygiene.
In previous lives I worked with small children, and drunk adults (but never at the same time) and the similarities between the two have not gone unnoticed.

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